Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Which Van Halen frontman is G.O.A.T.?

This is a question that has plagued man for more than 25 years now. It's time for me to answer this eternal struggle.
Court is in session...

David Lee Roth:

...and now...

Sammy Hagar:

Is there any question? It's obviously Roth by a mile. They're both good in their own ways, but his air pretension makes Hagar the loser. Roth is such a goofy bastard there's nothing that you can really say bad about him. He's a living cartoon and whatever you say bounces off him and sticks to you.
In fact, it only makes him stronger.

No comments:

Post a Comment